¡One-Piece!

2011-12-13T15:16:00.000-08:00

California Cruiser

2008-10-09T19:52:00.000-07:00

This lady knows how to stay true to the original one-piece style. While carrying her skis with the help of both hands and enjoying the Californian spring sun with her suit fully zipped, this broad could be heard coming from 200 yards away. As I sat at the infamous Le Chamois in Squaw Valley enjoying my apres beer I couldn't help but watch this lady take 10 minutes to walk from the Wildflower to the entrance of the Chami stomping her boots on the pavers as she struggled to balance skis on her shoulder. Never a dull moment apres drinking at the Chamois.

Power Trio

2008-09-30T11:56:00.000-07:00

Ah, true family love! Color coordination, matching moon boots, solid accessories, and the all around respect for the one-piece. This awesome trio comes to us from a true mecca of one-piecers, Las Lenas, Argentina. When it comes to ski fashion Argentina is only a mere decade or so behind the rest of the world, and it shows. The one-piece flourishes here like the swallows of Capistrano. Take a closer look at the picture, I bet you can find more than just three one-pieces. This subtle group just goes to show how much dedication to style one family will put in to enjoy a lovely day on the Argentina slopes.

Rainbow Topped Key Lime Fruit Suit

2008-09-18T22:43:00.001-07:00

This blaring broad was brought to you all the way from the oppressed hills of Russia. Yet this particular dame had no thoughts of the Georgian territory invaded a mere 50 miles away from where this picture was taken. The only thing she was thinking about was her how the lime green accents on her lesbian color coded beanie matched the gloves so well. I'll let you know though, I made sure to keep my eye on her because moments after I took this picture I was lucky enough to witness her fruity little ass slip and fall straight to her ass subsequently crushing her pelvis on the skis she was trying to put on on the sidewalk. That was such a good day.